Righteous Heifer

 MAN

first lady up there trying to look all prim and prissy

wonder what she’d say if she knew her husband loved eating this pussy

it’s my duty to make sure that man of god is satisfied

and i know my saviour looks on with understanding eyes

the last shall be first and the first shall be last

wish he could stay in with me; he always leaves so fast

saying he must go in to lead bible study

and that no one must know at night when he returns to bless my body

i don’t judge

i don’t look at it like that

knowing that we all need a private release

without the burden of how others would react

been a member of the congregation

the bible had concubines

in those days i’d be acknowledged

but western culture has relegated my status to adulterer

i know the word and how commands changed from the old to the new

paul speaks that sexual relations should exist only between a married two

so where does that leave me?

be celibate or be a sinner?

no choice in the matter

my body’s yearning or my spirit’s burning

pleasure now or in the hereafter?

mingling with man or joining god in the rapture?

WOMAN PRAYING

father protect us from these hoes

1st TROLL SPEAKING WHILE WOMAN PRAYS

jesus if you don’t take this wheel

2nd TROLL SPEAKING WHILE WOMAN PRAYS

stupid negropean woman geekin over ah nicca that looks like squidworth

3rd TROLL SPEAKING WHILE WOMAN PRAYS

you about to be dethroned as the Princess of THOTlandia Ha ha!

4th TROLL SPEAKING WHILE WOMAN PRAYS

they need to start super gluing both of you hoes legs together

5th TROLL SPEAKING WHILE WOMAN PRAYS

stupid is as stupid does

MAN

amen to that!

Written by MAN (Byron Simmons) & WOMAN (Yanique Norman) 

One thought on “Righteous Heifer

  1. I have memories of sitting in church when I was 14-15 and finding out that our Pastor Paul had gotten Miss Cheryl pregnant. My best friend Anya told me during service. Miss Cheryl always sat on the front row in her proper dress, in her proper stockings and church shoes. My mom and her friends would suddenly go quiet when I came into the room, my mouth full of questions, my eyes full of curiosity. I was told to “stay of grown folks business” when I got up enough nerve to broach the subject.

    They eventually got married, Paster Paul and Miss Cheryl, right before the baby was born and life went on.

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